My dearest Catheryn:

Don in Hollister is an imposter that you should beware of and steer clear around the block of. Those earthquakes he is predicting are bogus. He's found some way of hacking the USGS database, I'm sure of it. Don't invite him to any more soochi dinners.

And since you mention it, 17 years don't mean a thing. I have been married to my wife for 28 years, and even now her looks of disapproval are currently being investigated by Cal-Trans for their utility in freeway tunneling through the Sierras.

Your man is a lucky guy, IMHO.

Don in Berkeley