Hmmmm....well, it wasn't me on the lawn, thank heavens. I've been in Vegas for my stepdaughter's wedding...

Can't quite top this story---do recall somebody filling the prof's tent with crickets during summer field at Poleta many years ago. We once tried to find a goat to do same but couldn't find one.

I would, perhaps, have wondered if there was something else wrong with this person? Maybe a diabetic? Casualty of an arm-waving argument about plate tectonics??