scientific mocking? ( it sounds fun in a way, but it could seem a tad...mean. )

I wonder if we should have a scale:

100% ( our idol! )
90% ( scary! )
80% ( uncanny! )
70% ( amazing! )
60% ( significant )
50% ( praiseworthy)
40% ( noteworthy )
30% ( average )
20% ( laughable )
10% ( pitiful )
0% ( crushing )

I'm probably at average, myself....

( i dunno if this is the best path tho. )