Hey Cowboy,

I finally found the answer to more successful earthquake predictions for you today. How about Blonde Ale. Before you know it, you'll be thinking like you never have before. Your head will spin around, your hair will start to grow and you'll look younger than ever. You'll swear you're in your second childhood. I can see you out at Jerry's asking for a faster horse and taking that firearm of yours and challenging everyone in the area and then, in the wee hours of the morning it was be as though lightning struck and you'll know you have the one true, guaranteed-to-work earthquake prediction scheme.

I bought a six pack for you today. I can't wait to see what happens after the first bottle.

Petra