Hi Kiddo. Your funny bone is warped. Me. Drag you out of your house and down a bumpy road? You got to be kidding. Whose ideas were they to go in the first place? Who made all the sandwiches so we could eat on the way and not having to stop except for gas and your potty breaks. Which reminds me. I have a trailer hitch so I can tow one of those porta potties. You won’t have to hunt for a tree or a bush. Plus you won’t have to be on the lookout for any bears, coyotes, mountain kitties, or some other wild critter such as a chipmunk.

Kleenex anyone. Take Care…Cowboy