Hi Don,

I read your post and laughed so hard I cried and almost wet my pants too. You know, I offered to get you your own broom from the Salem Witches Store and give you lessons, but you don't seem to think you can get the hang of it.

And regarding the tanning cream, you know when my hands looked like I had put them into paint stain Lowell was the only one who knew what to do. He said to get some skin whitening cream. I did and used it 3X a day and within a few days all was well.

Oh well, life goes on. Yesterday I decided to put some tire shine on my tires so they looked like the mirror shine I put on my car everytime I clean it. (I don't wash my car like you guys). And gee it was really oderific. So then I thought I'd read the label and sure enough it was quite flammable. Then I had to open the garage door and it took hours before the smell went away and the tires dried. Now it looks just like off the show room floor.

But you forgot the best story. When I was small I got a book of matches and put a few bits of straw in a plastic cup and wanted to see how they burned. The only problem was that it was just outside the chicken house and in a moment the whole place was ablaze. Gosh, I got into so much trouble.

I suppose that is what led me to insurance. I am quite sympathetic to folks when things go wrong.

Thanks for the roast, it made this Monday really special.

Petra