Yes Em. Boy you are a relentless B---h aren’t you? Note that it’s spelt with a capital B. Just my way of showing respect for a tyrant. Still mad at me for hiding your broom. You’re lucky I left you the vacuum cleaner to ride around on.

Just so everyone gets the picture I’m standing at attention displaying a very smart salute. I know you won’t have any problems knowing what kind of salute it is.

So it’s up to me to figure out the schedule. Okay, but don’t blame me if your legs fall off from all the walking your going to do. Your going to see everything there is to see at this years AGU even if it kills you.

You had better put your blanket and pillow on the couch, because you’re not going to be able to make it up the stairs to your bed when you get home. Don’t try to play on my sympathy either because you’re not going to get any.

You had better learn to get to sleep real fast, because come 0530 in the morning your going to get bounced out of a sound sleep so we can get there by 0830 when the first lecture starts. Remember, I know how long it takes you to get ready. It’s at least 5 cups of coffee before you can move, or make intelligent conversation.

Now on the serious side. I have 3 days covered and should have the rest by the time were ready to go. Yes indeed. This years AGU is going to be one that you won’t soon forget. Your ever-obedient servant…Cowboy