A young man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and
said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over,
picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The young man took
the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

Then the frog cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful
princess, I'll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want." Again,
the young man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it
to the pocket.

Next the frog yells, "Ok, Ok, If you kiss me and turn me back into a
beautiful princess, I'll stay with you FOREVER and do WHATEVER you want
WHENEVER you want." Again, the young man took the frog out of his pocket,
chuckled at it and returned it to the pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I have told you I am beautiful
and I will stay with you forever and do whatever you want, whenever you
want.
Why won't you kiss me?"

The young man said, "Look, I'm an engineer. Having a girlfriend is nowhere
near as cool as having a talking frog."