Hi Roger,

My guess is that you are trying to use satire to make some obscure point best known only to yourself. I doubt very much that you have any such device.

However, my data indicate to me that it should actually be possible to build one. It would lock in on certain types of signals that are buried in the complex electromagnetic energy field surrounding the Earth.

In fact, there is an existing device that meets some of those criteria. It has been described with a limited amount of detail at one of my Web sites for quite a while now.
http://www.freewebs.com/eq-forecasting/Detector-3.html

I don’t have one of those detectors myself but wish that I did and might eventually try to obtain one. And the information at my Web site is all of the data that I presently have available regarding the detector.

If my guess is incorrect and you did actually manage to get hold of some device that can tell when earthquakes are occurring then you really should go out on the Internet Newsgroups to tell people about it and start calling press conferences to let people know.

One reason for doing that is that it might eventually save some lives.

A second reason is that you could probably sell it and make some money. Then you could pay for the upkeep for the EarthWaves board instead of having Canie cover all of the expenses.

Finally (humor intended),

Stick with computer programming.

You would never make it as a disaster mitigation professional or a satirist.