authorities
Posted by John Vidale on March 01, 2008 at 09:20:45:

The Onion experts do talk with much more authority than real scientists. We can only hope to take a lesson from their oratory skills and certitude.

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     ● Re: authorities - Jim W.  10:57:54 - 3/1/2008  (73412)  (1)
        ● Re: authorities - Cathryn  19:11:54 - 3/1/2008  (73419)  (0)