Hi Kiddo. I would love to be with you when you feel the quake. I can only imagine the look on your face. I can see the expression now. Your mouth wide open, your eyes bulging out of your head with the right one rotating clockwise and left counterclockwise and the one in the middle of your forehead bouncing in and out.

I love the bit you do with your ears. The way they flap reminds me of the “Gooney Birds” at Midway Island. They are something else. They are a beautiful bird in flight, but boy do their landings and takeoffs leave a lot to be desired.

There was a “Gooney Bird” there by the name of Henry. Talk about a boozer. He could down a bottle of beer in about 3 minutes flat. The only problem though was that he couldn’t walk straight after just one beer. He couldn’t fly either although he did try. It’s a wonder he never killed himself.

Did you know that most of the “Gooney Birds” are killed during landings? When their feet touch the ground they just stop flying. They pull their legs up and then they might bounce a couple times, or roll a couple of times or slide a couple of times. To me it seems to be more of a controlled crash rather then a landing. Which ever it may be it is still fun to watch them land. Take Care…Don in creepy town