Chris,

"Ideally, within a week or 2 I will have gotten the length of the paper down to zero and it will be become a homeopathic publication on one blank page."

Your comment reminds me of Saroyan.

Saroyan has a concrete poem that consists of a page blank
except for the word oxygen.

Your idea of a literary homeopathic dilution is a little different, and its relation to science/pseudo-science is thought-provoking. I think you have artistic inclinations.