Hi Petra. That’s what you call launching your BBQ. If I remember correctly the instructions said that if this happened you were to turn if off and wait a couple of minutes before trying to light it again. I’m going to have to get an apron made of asbestos, or maybe a fire suit.

Oh well. This is par for the course for you. Anyone who glues her fingers together, sprays room deodorant on herself has not followed instructions. The best one was when you used that stuff to make it look like you had a tan. Your fingers looked like you hadn’t washed your hands for a month. Luckily Lowell knew how to get that stuff off.

I’m glad I wasn’t there when you did that. I would have started laughing and the next thing I would be wearing it. I can just see it now. One hand on the gas the other on the igniter. Boom! The grill lifts up, the ball of fire comes out and you standing there with your mouth open trying to figure out what happened. Just a Boom! Wonder if the neighbors heard it? Take Care…Don in creepy town