[KathyKeegan]

Let's see, Papua/New Guinea is having a party to the tune of 7.1, The Fijis have the wiggles, the South Sandwich Islands have the hiccups, the far east corner of Kamchatka is dancing, the Marianas didn't want to be left out in the cold, the Molucca Sea is waving, the Azores got bored 20 minutes ago, Los Angeles didn't want to be left out of the act, Hokkaido is giggling, Oklahoma did not say Mother may I, southeastern Europe must be bored, Iran said Hi, and Sicily didn't have anything interesting going on and joined in with something little. Oh, and something called Loyalty Islands is not being nice down near Antarctica and Argentina.